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Monkey poo

When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)
Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?
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Toilet monkey

A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East
by Jack McGrath October 24, 2022
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insane jungle monkey

landon gaulton’s dream sex toy
mom , can u buy me a insane jungle monkey so i can put it in my ass
by bob snarle butt November 16, 2019
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Monkey Fucker

A person who is sexually attracted to Black People, and only sexually attracted to those, they usually shove a banana up their mouth like a dildo and then fuck them in the ass, but if it's a female Black person, its rather they shove a banana up their ass and fuck them in the vagina, this can also be used as an insult to people as just calling them retarded and a slut and this word is a derogatory term toward black whores.
1. Patricia: Oh God, it's one of them Monkey Fuckers!
Lizzo: WE GOTTA RUN MY NIGGAS!

2. Candice Dikfitinyo Mouth: You're an absolute buffoon! A CLOWN!
Benjamin Dover: FUCK YOU MONKEY FUCKER!
Hugh Jass: Ooh! Bro that was too far

3. Black Whore: Man shut up you idiot-
Spongebob Squarepants: FUCK YOU MONKEY FUCKER!

4. If you're too sensitive, don't dislike, just fucking leave.
by KillMePleasePenisBallsAutismCo November 18, 2023
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Monkeys

Awesome fans of Brooke monk (aka the best creator on the planet)
Those monkeys are so unproblematic
by brookemonk January 20, 2021
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slowch monkey

A slowch monkey is the opposite of a slaunch donkey. The slowch monkey is a small bass
Dammnnnnnnnnn I just caught the tiniest slowch monkey ever!
by TheogSlowchMonkey April 21, 2018
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tar monkey

Well well well them blackies, them "you havent unlocked this character yet people" "kfc muncher"
Omg i see a "tar monkey" i hate nig-
by Snigle January 28, 2024
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