double blind

So hung-over that neither one of you remembers the other one's face, even though you slept with them last night. Also applies to "don't want to remember” and denial scenarios when confronted by friends about it.

"It's really funny to me that our friend hookup ended up in a double blind!"

by animalshelly February 4, 2010

Double Manson

When you are performing autofellatio, however you have a partner with you who is also joining in on the fellatio

"Yo, I just got the surgery, with 4 less ribs and a longer spine, performing the Double Manson is now no longer a dream!"

"I can't wait! I'll bring the whipped cream"

by Geffbob September 26, 2021

The Devil's Double

Even if you're not a member of any intelligence agency, you notice that the guy who says he was Uday Hussein's body double in real life looks nothing like Uday Hussein. He's heavier set and has no resemblence to Uday physically or in manner.

Why would a guy pick a guy that doesn't look or behave anything like him to be his body double, or twin? Wouldn't he go with a guy that was similar to him to be his double? Anybody who told either of them that they looked alike lied to one of them or both, if there's any truth to The Devil's Double.

by Solid Mantis January 19, 2021

Double-Dinger

Being penetrated by your two homosexual dads while sleeping.

Man, my ass and mouth are sore. I'm pretty sure Dad and Dad Double-Dingered me last night.

by Frodo T Baggin December 9, 2022

Double shot

When you ejaculate and sneeze at the same time

Guy 1: have you ever double shot before?
Guy 2: yeah, last night with my girlfriend. White stuff was everywhere

by ItsCrytic August 8, 2019

Double standards

When females do something that is not the same with guys.

Girl talking to another girl: “OMG GURL UR GORGEOUS IF YOU HAD MEAT I WOULD EAT IT UP🤤🤤”
Guy talking to another guy: “MAN I WANNA SLAP U IN THE FACE WITH MY MEAT”
Girl: “EWW what the hell?”
Guy: i’m sorry ma’am now would you like turkey or ham?” -double standards.

by Realshit76 June 12, 2023

Double Cheeseburger

Two men engaging in intercourse with a female

Hey Ally, you down for a double cheeseburger with Greg tonight?

by Sean1103 November 16, 2016