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Beat off Like a Monkey

To masturbate with one hand while slowly defectating in your other hand. Then when experiencing climax you cum and fling the feces as hard as you can simultaneously.
"Dude whats that stain on the wall?"

"I Beat off Like a Monkey the other day."

"Haha sick!"
by sjp092 February 16, 2010
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truckin' each other off

Popular in the south. "Truckin' off" is when 2 or more males get together and talk about the additions that they have added or plan on adding to their trucks.

They are extremely excited. It usually starts with a lone truck owner getting a new truck and then another truck owner comes along to "truck off" each other.
Person 1: "Larry and Bob always compare their trucks and talk about what they want to add and modify."

Person 2: "Yea, they love truckin' each other off"
by Chicago T-Money September 17, 2010
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Firing off the skin pistol

1. To masturbate vigorously. Always associated with males.

2. To procrastinate.
1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker.

2. Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol?
by zachary_MIDWE$T April 20, 2009
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Get off my bird

Bill: Hey Nick why you being stupid.
Nick: Man get off my bird.
by Sheirdog December 18, 2008
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Take a log off the fire

A term used by beauties meaning "simmer down"
Guy: You got a problem baud?
You: Take a log off the fire pal
by Giverrrr February 10, 2014
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GET OFF OF YOUTUBE MAKAYLA

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Me: "GET OFF OF YOUTUBE MAKAYLA"
You: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
by LETSGETHISBREAD911 April 12, 2019
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hop off my line

a lil nigga that needa hop off ya line if he aint worth the time
he called me a lil bitch so i told him to hop off my line
by cwubbles July 8, 2016
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