The biggest npc in the world and anytime u talk to him he always replies with the most npc and dry response. Most likely has tried to simp for a girl he has never talked to before. Most likely that girl is in his ela class but hes to shy to actually turn around and talk to
by leng u fam December 12, 2022
Get the Jack npcmug. by idkwhatlifeis December 31, 2016
Get the jack farbladmug. by williamthepurpleboi February 23, 2022
Get the Jackmug. 
by TensityShift December 22, 2020
Get the A jack manmug. A large vieny cock equipped with a beard, it's beard is often combined with a mustache, commonly handle bars or a hitler. Jack Sparrows can be found on any object or wall, the defining characteristic is the beard, without a beard the Jack Sparrow is just another immature penis sketch, a mustache is not mandatory however often completes the ensemble.
1. That Jack Sparrow has a 8" beard
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.
1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.
1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!
by Johnny Sparrow June 12, 2011
Get the Jack Sparrowmug. Absolute stud don’t let him around mom/girlfriend/sister cause he will be piping them all by the end of the night
by Gskizzylacrossegod420 February 6, 2022
Get the Jackmug.