Maastrichtse cheese market

The Maastrichtse cheese market is a sexual technique where two men (or any other genders that have penile genitalia) touch penis tips, where preferably their foreskins touch like a Chinese finger trap. Their dickcheese will then be allowed to transfer from one person to the other, accomplishing a "cheese trade" as they do in the Dutch cheese market in Maastricht, The Netherlands.

Yesterday evening, me and my boyfriend tried the Maastrichtse cheese market. My penis got infected the day after.

by Animeism March 24, 2022

Cheese.

Cheese.

Cheese.

by notkirbo March 25, 2022

Cheese

A Large, usually Dance-related Party.

Man, this is a big Cheese you got here!

by snailsaurus March 27, 2022

dick cheese

means the dick looking cheese under your foreskin on your penis if you have this cheese you need to wash your penis ASAP!

yo sup rich i was jacking off yesterday and i thought i came but instead it was my dick cheese.

by kaydeng569 March 29, 2022

Cheesed

a common joke ran manly used by the Lobotomy Corporation fandom, which just means pleased.

"uhh, cheesed to meet you."

by BroItsWar March 29, 2022

max n' cheese

Delicious soup made of max and cheese (as you can tell from the name).
Can also be used as a form to smoothly say that someone is very dumb without them knowing.

"Lets eat some max n' cheese mom!"
"These guys are definitely max n' cheese...'

by howarebabiesborn. March 30, 2022

cheese

yellow substance

you smell like cheese!

by imagine beeabfkj March 30, 2022