by Just a weeb comin through September 18, 2020
Get the Best friendmug. by has fake friends💔 January 24, 2022
Get the Fake friendmug. That friend that isn't quite good enough to be the first call when you have something cool happen. They only get the call when the First string friend isn't answering.
I just banged Tanya and her sister at the same time... I gotta call my boy and tell him.
Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.
Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.
by Bobba43074 July 26, 2021
Get the Bench friendmug. Someone non existent unless you're rich and famous and is able to do great things for you.
The noun for people who are able to poke fun into how I live my dramatic life, but really doesn't exist at all
They say that life is like a show, but they didn't told me that, I had an audience where nobody is a friend
A term where people use, to protect themselves against someone who could bring harm to their life
Also a term, where people use to alienate themselves from the person, without the risk of being called cold-hearted
The noun for people who are able to poke fun into how I live my dramatic life, but really doesn't exist at all
They say that life is like a show, but they didn't told me that, I had an audience where nobody is a friend
A term where people use, to protect themselves against someone who could bring harm to their life
Also a term, where people use to alienate themselves from the person, without the risk of being called cold-hearted
by publicownedhome March 18, 2021
Get the Friendmug. When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.
by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023
Get the Fake Friendmug. um so.......that one mom friend, if you dont have a "mom" like person in your friend group, then you are the mom.....
pronunciation: mawh-m lie-ch freh-nd
pronunciation: mawh-m lie-ch freh-nd
by oh um okkk April 11, 2021
Get the mom like friendmug. A fake friend is a person who's always being a bitch and never actually cares for you for example they use you for money or lifts to school and they make sure that the second they step out that car there is their friend meeting them and in the car they don't talk to you they are texting their friends so when you walk out that car they are with other friends so you just stand behind them and walk up by yourself then when you get to form there is a person who you team with in a game but as soon we this other mean person comes in they go against you. Also the only reason their friends text you is because they want to know when their friend that your giving a lift to is arriving.
"Whens ....... Arriving? " -fake friend
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"
by Disney>>>>you March 31, 2022
Get the Fake friendmug.