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legend of turtle head

The condition where a turd is wishing to protrude from ones anus, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.

Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack
Have you ever heard the legend of turtle head? It’s about to not be a legend.
by Caitiedyd December 2, 2017
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stationary road head

When your lady shows up to your work during lunch break to suck you off in your car on the company parking lot.
Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday and gave me some stationary road head out in the parking lot.
by 1machinist November 17, 2020
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nanyang year heads

esth*r lim and sh*rley lum (the 2 p6 year heads) are both cancerous communists and manipulators. they think that they r the best when in reality they are nothing but two old divorced hags. esther lim is an infertile whore that prob ate her husband. shirley lummylumslut has more forehead than bitches. also she rolls her eyes like some kind of superior dictator. must as well call her a dick taker bc her mouth is so big and fat and ugly. lick my pussy u whore.
someone: i hate shirlee lamb and essy leem. they are such cancerous nanyang year heads
someone else: ikr lets form an anarchy against them <3
someone: k lets show those assfucks that we're better than them
by Embryo Roblox Hater and Simp August 19, 2022
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Life Threatening Head

When someone gives head so good that you feel like you're about to die.
"Bro, she gave me head last night and I swear I saw the light for a minute before I nutted."

"Are you sure you want to date her? I heard she gives life threatening head and it may leave you traumatized."
by Koit October 5, 2023
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Roblox Acorn Head

The roblox acorn head is basically a starter roblox character it has Chester hair aka acorn hair and some great clothes
assbeater420: hey stupid acorn head
acorn head: I have your ip
assbeater420: no you don’t
acorn head: (ip address here)
assbeater420: that isn’t my ip you Roblox Acorn Head lookin ass
by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 22, 2022
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Nba old head

Someone that thinks Jordan is the goat because he is “just a winner” and LeBron just flops
Jim “Jordan’s the goat LeBron just flops”

Jim’s friend “Your such a nba old head
by NotKD September 6, 2021
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hop on your head

Boy, that's so stupid I'm gonna hop on your head!
by Athatt October 12, 2017
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