I'm bi-winning: I win here and I win there.
by blue_horseshoe March 04, 2011
Winning in several respects or ways in life all at once. Generally being awesome and living an awesome life where you are addicted to winning. Coined by Charlie Sheen in a 2011 abc news interview where the reporter presented claims that he may be bi-polar, he corrected her by explaining that he's bi-winning.
Anchor: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?
Anchor: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?
Anchor: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?
by Dojo999 March 03, 2011
"I’m not bi-polar, “I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.” - Charlie Sheen
Person A - "Damn brah your baseball team sucks, we're going to lose the final"
Person B- "No, their losing, I'm bi-winning, it's my fault I need to pull all their weight"
Person A - "Damn brah your baseball team sucks, we're going to lose the final"
Person B- "No, their losing, I'm bi-winning, it's my fault I need to pull all their weight"
by Scott226 March 09, 2011
"Well, my girlfriend dumped me, my dog died, I got fired from my job, I went to grab some fast food to make myself feel better and on the drive back I got a flat tire, and when I finally get home I realize they screwed up my order."
"Damn, you can't win for losing."
"Damn, you can't win for losing."
by Kraas March 05, 2008
Games where someone who pays with real money has such a huge advantage, that its literally impossible for a free2player to keep up.
Guy A: look, i got this ring with +25% attack power.
Guy B: cool, where did you get it?
Guy A: you have to buy it from the item shop.
Guy B: you wanna sell it?
Guy A: i can't, it's not tradeable.
Guy B: are you serious? such a pay-2-win game...
Guy B: cool, where did you get it?
Guy A: you have to buy it from the item shop.
Guy B: you wanna sell it?
Guy A: i can't, it's not tradeable.
Guy B: are you serious? such a pay-2-win game...
by Unkrautable December 01, 2015
Wife: "Can't we watch something else? This guy is a moron"
Husband: "I know I should look away from this Charlie Sheen interview, but I am bi-winning curious."
Husband: "I know I should look away from this Charlie Sheen interview, but I am bi-winning curious."
by Travis T of Justice March 21, 2011
Winning albeit something trivial. Reminiscent of the late '80's and early '90's game Don't spill the beans. Or the Jellybean in a jar guessing game. To win all the beans is the equivalent of a pat on the back, winning student of the month in 4th grade and other such victories.
by BORNOPTIMIST December 18, 2013