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thigh strangler

someone who has sexy and thicc thighs and uses them to kill people
by chai patti September 28, 2021
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Thighs

The most comfortable pillow that is best provided by a female or femboy
Friend1: Did you hear?
Friend2: Hear what?
Friend:1 Rumor says that some guy around here has an obsession with femboy thighs
Friend2: Welp couldn't be me!
by NellyClowns October 28, 2022
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Kolton's thigh

Kolton's Thighs. Better Known As The Flab Lords Consist Of Stickmen With High Amounts Of Excess Flesh Under The Waist. The Kolton's Thighs When Touched Of The Slightest It Can Jiggle Intently. It Smells Like Salsa and Vinegar. People Enjoy Worshiping Kolton's Thighs. People With The Extraordinary Disease Enjoy Terrorizing Little Kids At The Park. People Ether Worship Or Cower In Fear When Kolton's Thighs Are In Sight.
Kolton's Thighs are very jiggly and moist.

I love to worship Kolton's Thighs
by Moistjiggle May 28, 2022
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Tobias Thunder Thighs

Tobias Thunder Thighs is one of the most exquisite being to walk the Earth.
He is basically like a god with the most powerful, muscular, brawny, sturdy, strapping, hefty, burly, robust, fit, athletic, vigorous, rugged, impregnable, impenetrable, inviolable, and unassailable thighs in the Omniverse.
"Whoa look at Tobias Thunder Thighs!
Did you ask him out yet?"
"Sorry did you say something? I was too busy looking at Tobias' Thunder Thighs."
by miminoto April 30, 2021
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Thigh-wrench

When someone is trapped inside a woman's extremely strong thighs. You can't get out, but you can get off.
Did you hear about Dave? He got stuck in a thigh-wrench.
Yeah man I hear those are rough.
by Corpus crispy May 20, 2016
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Alabama Thigh Rub

When your morbidly obese girlfriend walks a mile in the hot Alabama sun and comes home drenched in sweat, and later gets eaten out by her brother and 3 cousins.
“Damn Rufus yo sister is looking thick as fuck and mighty sweaty, looks delicious for your entire family.” “Dinner is served!”
“Ya I might have to give my sister an Alabama thigh rub”
by Young Joust December 17, 2021
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Thigh Brownie

Putting a brownie under your thigh so it gets warm and mushy and then feeding it to your significant other.
I fed my boyfriend a Thigh Brownie, it was hot.
by The male of class February 16, 2020
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