Willy hand

Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.

In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”

by Meadies January 10, 2016

Willy thumping

A classic saying heard when two men thump their willies with peeled back foreskin.

Jeff: Did you see both Haruto and Alex yesterday at school?
Clarice: Yes I saw them going into the bathroom together and heard an uproar
Jeff: Oh shit i think them kids went willy thumping!!!!
Clarice: Classic Haruto and Alex

by Jdhdjjrjrmommy November 6, 2018

Willy Packer

A guy who cant be found

Wheres that willy Packer at?

by bose71 June 12, 2018

willy-yums

Noun; famous for hot dogs; business
Pronounced: Will ee yumzz

Let's go get some Willy-Yums famous Hot Dogs!

by Robwill0705 February 15, 2019

long willy

A "Long Willy" is basically a big dick.

Person:"I have a long Willy."
Girl:"I like that."

by Slayermanlion June 10, 2018

Willy head

A person that is very annoying and is known as a sped.

One thats makes others really mad that they want to yeet themselves in a dumpster.
A goofy and retarded person that does stupid things.
A word used when a conversation gets awkward and you need to start a new convo up.

Billy: {does stupid dance down hallway}
Juliey to friends: “omg what a willy head”

by Ooferganger May 23, 2019

Ashley Willis

Extreme ginger mass, will pay for sex with maccies

Have you heard about that guy that Ashley Willis'd that girl?

by xFuzion March 26, 2019