Willy head

A person that is very annoying and is known as a sped.

One thats makes others really mad that they want to yeet themselves in a dumpster.
A goofy and retarded person that does stupid things.
A word used when a conversation gets awkward and you need to start a new convo up.

Billy: {does stupid dance down hallway}
Juliey to friends: “omg what a willy head”

by Ooferganger May 23, 2019

Angry Willis

Gin (usually Hendricks or Bombay Sapphire) with Mountain Dew and a splash of Black Widow hot sauce. Named for the indiividual who sprained his pointer finger by poking people in the chest while drinking them. Best when served while listening to the Dropkick Murphys or Disturbed and while camping.

Eric drank an Angry Willis on Saturday and broke several bottles and glasses.

by Todd8242 October 24, 2014

willy dope

When you inject heroin / fent dope into your crotch because you can't find a good vein anywhere else

dougie: i just nodded off willy dope

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

willy wonka

hes fantasic and he makes choclate

willy wonka is cool

by candycanememe May 18, 2021

Willy or finger

The act of inserting a wet finger into an unsuspecting persons ear whilst uttering the words 'willy or finger' causing momentary panic to the recipient.

Look, Pete's not looking, I'm gonna 'willy or finger'' him.

by Willy or finger. May 14, 2016

willy putty

Shmegma or semen.

That danm circumsized fool just wiped his willy putty on me.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006

long willy

A "Long Willy" is basically a big dick.

Person:"I have a long Willy."
Girl:"I like that."

by Slayermanlion June 10, 2018