Swinging at the first pitch

Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first

Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch

by Big Dood72 January 8, 2022

Swing

When your gun swings while shooting something or someone up.

‘If they keep playing I’ll swing my shyt’

by verley November 6, 2021

lizard swinging

When you dye your cock green, sit on a swingset while anally fucking a bitch with no arms.

so i went to the amputee strip club hoping to find me a good lizard swinging.

by Dr.Doofinsmertchz December 16, 2013

Swing

A 8 x 8 thing:
Where all the guys are looking to fuck.

Guy: Hey *girl* do you want to join some swing at my house tonight?
Girl: Yes, ill bring some hot friends, is the alcohol free?
Guy: Yes of course, as long as we fuck.

by Ikkedumt June 4, 2017

Swinging the Whistle

1. Turning or partaking in actions of a homosexual nature for a single evening.

“ I Saw JC getting off with a bloke yesterday evening”

“ Yeah, I’ve heard he’s been swinging the whistle by the pool recently”

by Joe Shardlow August 5, 2024

Oklahoma tire swing

You know exactly what it is.

My wife's pissing me off!
I'm bout' to give that bitch an Oklahoma tire swing!

by Beachpartysteve December 24, 2023

swing nut

The act of swinging your dick around while ejaculating.

My room is so dirty after that swing nut.

by Flapy Nong Wodd November 7, 2023