Pre Poo

The poop you take before going out to party. You know it will be a good night if you take a Pre Poo.

"So glad I took that nice Pre Poo, bout to have a great night!"

by Iz 'N Max July 6, 2014

Poo Strainer

A person super glues small dots along the butt crack like buttons and presses the cheek together. When the person poops, the poo comes out like a Play-Doh spaghetti factory.

I'm sick of my poo always coming out in one big log, its so BORING. I should give myself a poo strainer and then maybe someone will love me.

by RIPRAFT April 13, 2011

Poo Jammer

A large brown tent with poo jammer spray painted on the side. Poo Jammer.

Homosexual male pushing poo!!!!!

Isn't Carl a fucking "Poo Jammer"....FAG!!!!!!!!!!!

by Seneeeeep! May 1, 2010

Poo Toweler

Any annoying roommate who uses a towel to clean their ass instead of the traditional toilet paper.

Justin: "What is that rust?"
Tim: "No, it's poo. My roommate, Anne, is a total Poo Toweler"

by R@peman February 19, 2010

Fantom Poo

a poo which you do but you dont feel it come out, you just hear the slash, you then look in the toilet and it isnt there.

When you have a slippy poo (Fantom Poo) and it goes down the pipe on its own

by Tizmo January 14, 2008

Poo Eagle

Council estate version of shite hawk

That Jeremy's a proper poo eagle.

by Gary Gilmore October 10, 2018

travel poo

The poop you take after a long day of traveling, and having not pooped all day.

Yikes, don't go in the hotel bathroom for at least an hour! I ate fast food and traveled all day, and my travel poo stinks to high heaven.

by phat_cartman February 9, 2010