Teacher body

The soft, flabby pear or apple shape body associated with middle and high school public teachers.

6th period Spanish class had no idea Mrs . Lopez was pregnant that just thought she had teacher body.

by GorglagorE September 15, 2017

oatmeal body

Used to describe someone who is absurdly thicc, thicc like oatmeal. Synonymous with rethicculous.

Dang watching her walk by I had to stop and stare, she had that oatmeal body.

by DummyThiccBoi December 10, 2017

Floating Body

A floating body is when a Xanax bar is placed in any alcoholic beverage for consumption. Although the Xanax bar is widely used, any pill that gives the user euphoria is perfectly acceptable. The pill resembles a body floating in water. The same feeling is given to the user when he or she mixes alcohol with Xanax.

Dude I scored some Xanax bars the other day, so I had a couple beers and made them into a Floating Body.

by michaellondon April 4, 2015

Body bag

a condom

“damn i think the body bag ripped, the kids spillin out”

“you better not get me pregnant nigga”

by xxxotk January 10, 2022

body-tsunami

Flatulence coming from ones body and causing a ripple through the air.

Did you hear that fart?! Yeah bro... Sounded like a gnarly body-tsunami!

by TeeJayDubDub January 10, 2020

bodied and banged

to loose complete rationality of your actions.

to have one too many drinks and meaningless sex.

it is going to bed at 2 with a 10 and waking up at 10 with a 2.

it is the mistakes we don't regret.

tonight ladies... we finna get BODIED and BANGED so shave up and act up

by kfgsnmcb April 23, 2016

body of a avocado

A short stature (or tall, don't matter.)
Man and/or female, who has a peculier and dis-tasteful body type. . .

Built messed up from the feet to head.

Honey Boo Boo's mom would fit this type of slang very well!

Me: "Yo, Chuck! Ya catch that 'sode of Honey Boo Boo last week?"

Chuck: "Honey who?. ."

Philip: "Ugh! He takin' about that spoiled lil' phat girl that drinks Mtn. Dew mixed with RedBull and her mom has a body of a avocado."

Me: "Yup, that's the lil' bitch..."

by NumberOneKangaroo March 29, 2017