swing a spanner

To work as a mechanic or mechanics apprentice. Not to be confused with the useless fuckwits in admin who like to use the saying to describe writing with a pen.

Ask Bob to fix your car, he can swing a spanner properly

by King Tony December 17, 2020

alcoholic mood swings

Mood swings for alcohol consumption comparable to pregnancy food swingsPFS

I'm not sure if I want saké or spiced rum. Alcoholic mood swings before a party are torture!

by Vadaldus January 19, 2022

swing yellow

Having a romantic interest in Asians

Dude you swing yellow, its not a joke

by Aquatomic November 9, 2018

Wii Backdoor Swing

The act of taking a Nintendo Wii-mote and shoving it up your friends asshole, then lifting them up and using them as a WIi-mote.

"Dude, this games way too hard. Let me do the Wii Backdoor Swing to make this game a little harder."

by SkibidiSigma87 February 20, 2025

checked swing

When you start glancing to check someone out, but reverse when you realize they are not attractive

Bill started glancing at the girl on the other park bench, but it was a checked swing.

by Swing batter batter November 4, 2011

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

Diablo swing

Two guys fucking a girl on hammock.

The Diablo Swing was awkward, the eye contact intensely unfortunate.

by anonymous July 28, 2023