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Carpet swimming

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.

Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.
Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!
by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023
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