data squirrel

Someone who keeps every bit of electronic data that passes through their computer/phone. They archive every email, store electronic copies of utility bills, and save every photograph of every relative's kid ever taken.

An electronic version of a pack rat.
Dude, you are a total data squirrel. Seriously. You do not need to archive text messages. You need hoarding therapy.
by inviolet July 29, 2011
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swamp squirrel

n. A flattering name for common rats (Rattus spp.).
No, hon, that's a family of swamp squirrels. There are no rats in Boston.
by Sciurus palustris March 18, 2009
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squirrel meat

a small 11th grade scrawny kid from south Carrol who shits in random bathrooms and doest get caught. chances are he wont get caught be he continues to shit at random.
hey squirrel meat did you just pull a poop bandit in Mr. Davis's room?
by edger ruiz May 12, 2011
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hood squirrel

A close relative of the the hood rat. The hood squirrel stores nuts in her jaws.
A hood squirrel is a dressed up hoodrat that runs around the neighborhood with her bushy tail tooted up to attract random men that don't mind bussing in her mouth.
by KDolla March 31, 2014
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Gary the Squirrel

Gary, a squirrel, is a mediocre ice-skater. He skated 2 years with the infamous Chaz Micheal Micheals and supposidly has a thrid ball.
Chaz"When we were gettin' stoned out by the busstop, he said he had a third ball" Gary the squirrel is dumbfounded.
by Zepatarlandlord May 18, 2008
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squirrel kid

A small kid whose physical conditions are a) no higher than 4'11" b) a Causian teenager and c) no heavier than 90 pounds and who acts like he's gansta or a skater punk. basically they are pint sized kids trying to be bad-ass but will eventually get arrested and wake up in jail to some 300 pound redneck named Bubba who wants to make them his biatch! If a S.K. tries to mug you at night, the best defense is to hit them with a blunt object
Imagine a small ass kid trying to make you his bitch
by I Hate Conformists April 18, 2005
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squirrel boy

Along with Camp Lazlo, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, My Gym Partner's A Monkey, and Ben 10, the reason most people stop watching Cartoon Network.
by A shitty excuse for a name October 08, 2006
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