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Release Smee Johnson

A word for every use. Noun, adjective, verb. Anything you could ever think of. Cat got your tongue? Just release smee Johnson!
It’s been years since I’ve seen you release smee Johnson!!
Man it’s been a while since I’ve release me Johnson
by Releassmeejohnson December 1, 2023
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Lollipop 《🍭》: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lollipop 《🍭》: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
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Cyber Sleuth; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cyber Sleuth; The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Release the Kraken

Insinuating that you're about to drop a mother load of info that will either completely blow your mind, piss someone off, or make someone upset in a regretful way that makes you actually want to open a bottle of Kraken instead.
Example 1: Jenny hears Bertha talking about something scandalous that's making her nervous because she's about to lose something dear to her. Jenny then falls off the wagon unexpectedly, and says, "Sorry Bertha, but I'm about to release the Kraken." Then she tells Bertha about facts she overheard or knows. Bertha then has a sudden heart attack and dies.

Example 2: Jenny and Bertha are having a joint. Bertha mentions something disturbing in the conversation that makes Jenny "Release the Kraken," or in other words, Jenny then loses her mind and wigs the fuck out because she suspected something bad about it for a long time before the conversation.
by BWitched January 8, 2022
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Then Release The Files

Un-redacted. Complete release of the files pertaining to the fucking pedophile sex ring please.
Hym "Then release the files. It's crime for me and none for thee over here for the US government. This is exactly why the 2nd amendment exists by the way. When the government is covering up sex crimes but also LYING about their awareness of a surveillance apparatus where they have clearly instructed both YouTube pundits and the employees of KwikTrip to try to mind-rape a dissent into not only giving up his claim to the creation of AI but to adopt new beliefs. This is why the gun need to be placed firmly to the skull of every child. The breeders feel entitled to complete control of both your mind and the future. JD Vance has even said publicly that breeders should get more votes for their kids. They need to be made to capitulate. The parents on me receiving the credit I deserve for creating AI. The politicians on the pedophile sex ring. BOTH. Because they don't actually care that I threatened your kids. The breeders are nothing more than a SELF-ENTITLED MECHANISM OF CONTROL. You had to work hard so I have to do it with you but YOUR WIFE DOESN'T HAVE TO ALSO FUCK ME? NO! You had to work hard and I DID NOT. So go! Get me my money NOW. You fuck. Release the fucking files."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2025
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