When what you think is a link to something you actually want to see directs you to a gif of Patrick Maruska
by Bill Nye Tho May 15, 2014
Get the PatRick-Rollmug. Perfect in every single way. Kind, handsome, caring, funny and gives the best cuddles. Absolute keeper. The best guy you will ever meet complete boyfriend material. BFGB -big friendly giant boyfriend
by :))xxxx October 13, 2019
Get the Patrick Ahernemug. by patricksno1fan August 8, 2022
Get the Patrick hockstattermug. 
A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.
Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement
by Professional Fur Handler August 25, 2018
Get the Patrick Statementmug. Friend 1: Yo you say the the kid with that massive bbc
Friend 2: Yeah his name is probably patrick luu
Friend 2: Yeah his name is probably patrick luu
by girlwithaD October 3, 2020
Get the patrick luumug. Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)
“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”
“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.
“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.
by Hal2001 April 19, 2023
Get the Patrick spraymug.