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This is Greg
I love Greg
by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023
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Greg

A Greg is a guy who is intelligent. Because they're all about the ones they love, Gregs will often be found hangin with their family. These dude really do be working hard too. Gregs are attentive boyfriends both in and out of bed. Careful listeners and patient, but they can be a little too picky sometimes. Gregs can have a quick temper but that's because they tend to wear their heart on their sleeve. Their wounds are deep but nothing that a little love can't fix. Hard working and loyal, Greg might be mad at you today, but all will be forgiven by tomorrow. If you need some laughs, Gregs are where it's at!
Susie: Dang it, I have a flat tire.
Jane: Better go find you a Greg.
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Brown Greg

When a brown based fuck froth gets whipped up and contained by the asshole hair, as a product of par taking in homosexual anal activities with an unwiped asshole, forming a self contained, chocolate mousse-like lubrication system. A true breakthrough for vigorous asshole expeditions.
An unwiped Gregory ejaculated in is hand and rubbed it on Joeys cock whilst being butt fucked, creating a thick and rich Brown Greg for hours of poopy pounding. Disclaimer: may or may not contribute to a Leaky Leo
by T Puddles July 12, 2023
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being a Greg

"Being around them is like trying to catch a butterfly in a storm: they're always late, their attention span is as short as a squirrel's, and their texts are like a maze of run-on sentences designed to confuse and confound."
I was hanging out with my buddy Smiles last night but he was being a “being a GREG
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Greg

Greg is the fastest growing army on youtube (don’t look that up it is true)
Greg might be a cult (we don’t know for sure)
Greg will take over the world
Greg is god
Greg will never go away
Becoming Greg is inevitable
We will all become truly Greg
Greg will never die
Greg
Greg can be used in many different ways for example
Greg 1: “I Gregged so much last night, I might have a baby Greg idk yet though.”
Greg 2: “I know right? That party was so Greg last night.”
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Gregging

stop gregging
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greg

Changbin: I love you, Greg.
Stays: all of a sudden my name's greg
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