dream semen

The product of air master bation.

Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.

-Facts about Dream Semen-

Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.

I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.

Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.

Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.

Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds

Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.
Dream semen does not get women pregnant; It just makes them fat.
by Duchess Valentine March 31, 2017
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Semen Smuggler

Usually a large cheeked person is needed and like a hamster they will store the semen for a later day.
Simon : "hey jerry i never managed to swallow your load quick enough so i stored it in my cheeks as we crossed over into wales."

Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"

Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"
by whiskey pack November 23, 2011
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cranberryly semen

semen that contains cranberry (the semen that produced after consuming cranberry)
"Your cranberryly semen tastes good"
by yourprettynerd November 27, 2023
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Semen Demon

by R. Yan February 15, 2023
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Semen Demon

Noun, A dark entity consumed by the insiatiabke urge to gargle all the cum in the universe and other multiverses.
"Oh no there A Semen Demon draining my love eggs, pack your dick n balls and rum for your sperm count Aaaaaarghh!!!!
by dick chesse May 18, 2024
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semen demon

A monstrous being that produces sperm, also known as the human male.
"I'm happy that I broke up with my ex boyfriend, I don't need that semen demon in my life"
by S Bullock October 28, 2019
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