She farted on my ass

damn

AHHHGH SHE FARTED ON MY ASSHOLE

by she farted on my discs January 12, 2021

transgender my ass

A verb used to describe giving someone testosterone shots in their ass.

"Baby, you should help me transgender my ass" "I can do that"

by mRhehehe January 23, 2024

my ass

assa

it os a assa . my ass

by h0bo October 1, 2020

I've got charm comin' out of my ass

An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)

Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"

by Honestly_iForgor July 6, 2023

You're the wart on my ass

A term meaning someone is super close to you. This may be negative or positive.

Person 1: You're clingy, almost as if you're the wart on my ass!
Person 2: nuh uh

by aggressivesprite August 12, 2023

Don't be looking at my ass

When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice

Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)

by Dr. ShrimpPuertoRico December 18, 2021

Power napp my ass

When some one is saying to you that they are going to take a power napp but they sleep rest off the day

Boy: im gonna take a power napp so I can call you later okey

Girl: power napp my ass your gonna sleep the rest off the day

by Yegegwj January 11, 2022