by regrind May 01, 2003
A fully grown man who just can not grow a beard, this is because he actually munches on carpet so his face is smooth as a whores cunt.
" Christ look at scott he must actually be a Rug muncher to be that smooth of face!"
"yeah what a cunt!"
"yeah what a cunt!"
by Scottt jackson October 05, 2007
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by black rubics cube October 07, 2023
A gayboy is being bent over by their sick boyfriend on the floor doggy style. He's bumming him so hard that he bites the rug.
by M Farley July 07, 2004
A baby pipe muncher starts off as a missing pet. A full grown pipe muncher will steal a pet to be raised as a baby pipe muncher. The baby pipe muncher will be put into a new home when full grown. They shadow the adult pipe muncher until they are old enough to get their own houses walls and munch on pipes. As young pipe munchers they lick the pipes clean for the adult pipe munchers.
1. Omg look it's a baby pipe muncher.
2. Look at the baby pipe muncher licking the pipes.
3. Wow what a lovely baby pipe muncher.
2. Look at the baby pipe muncher licking the pipes.
3. Wow what a lovely baby pipe muncher.
by Bryan Chiolé September 22, 2020