Leave it to Deaver

What Washington's crooked higher echelon said during the Raygun years when crafty good ol' boy "Devious Deaver" was Prune-Face's Deputy Chief of Staff, anytime they were a subject of investigation by Congress, they would always just trust "The Deav" to fib and waffle on their behalf.

Whenever ol' Ronnie's shifty-eyed administration officials came under scrutiny, they would just tell "The Deav" about the situation, and then assure each other, "No worries now --- we'll just leave it to Deaver to get us out of this mess."

by QuacksO August 27, 2017

Explosive leaving

Exiting while combusting.

Sometimes when you do not talk to your microwave properly it engages in explosive leaving.

by Chresse Zacrums September 12, 2016

Faternity leave

A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.

Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?

She's on faternity leave with the bairn.

I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.

Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

leave her at the dentist

When the only way out of your relationship is to leave them at the dentist while they are in the chair. Drop them off and head home and pack your shit and go!

Bob: how’d you finally shake her man?

Dan: man I had to leave her at the dentist.

by Chuckyv76 August 29, 2023

leave

what my father is a pro at

me:dad we r out of milk

dad:ill go leave and get sum
me :never sees dad again

by u r die April 9, 2021

leaving to college

Getting the hell away from your parents and the stupid people you grew up with; sometimes causes becoming an asshole and thinking you're better than everyone left in your hometown.

"I can't wait til I'm leaving to college! It's gonna be awesome, bro!"

by ThatGuy2016 December 15, 2011

Tom, you may as well leave

The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.

Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones”
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.

Adrian: Nope!

by Göbert August 13, 2025