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Jarrod

The bestest boy.

He is the perfect person to marry.

He will dick you down good and har— I mean romantically, make out with you 24/7, he’ll let u touch his juicy abdominal area, and he’ll do anything you want him to do that isn’t weird.

He will take you out to dates every night and really likes adorable animals so you should adopt and raise one together :)
His favourite colours are blue, red, purple and pink, and he likes being called daddy.

If he ever talks about something he really likes he can go on for hours so let him be his little cute excited self ><
He will get his moneys up so he can give you everything you desire.

Ps: he is so unfathomably handsome

Pss: he likes hugs and cuddles

Psss: he’s a pilot

Pssss: if the plane ever crashes it is not his fault and he will use his big muscles to save your life :D
I love Jarrod
by JJ’s best fren July 3, 2023
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Jabrone Zone

where the ignorant or unskilled hail from.
where jabronis gather.
Who is this guy from the jabrone zone?
Send that jabroni back to the jabrone zone.
by PanteraAtrox August 19, 2023
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by ektathemonkey August 22, 2023
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Jabroni

Either an individual or a group of people on most likely found on pontoon boat, JetSki, or 1990’s shitty runabout with empty beer cans littering the floor. They enjoy riding around in endless erratic circles that make no fucking sense creating a wake on a perfectly quiet morning that makes a nice lake virtually non-skiable. It is speculated that many Jabroni’s are unhappy and have miserable lives hence why they would rather be riding around in circles alone on a boat at 8am instead of being home with their family.
Sue - “god damn fucking Jabroni’s are coming out. Get you ski let’s go”
by Paul the time September 5, 2023
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jairo order pizza day

The second thursday of each month Jairo gets to order pizza & breadsticks of his coworkers choosing! #jairopizzaday
Hey Taylor, it's the second Thursday of September! You know what that means!

No way Abby! It's Jairo order pizza day!!
by Circle1234 September 14, 2023
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jairo order pizza day

The second thursday of each month Jairo gets to order pizza & breadsticks of his coworkers choosing! #jairopizzaday
Hey Taylor, it's the second Thursday of September! You know what that means!

No way Abby! It's Jairo order pizza day!!
by Circle1234 September 14, 2023
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jabronster

One who dabbles in jabronius activity
Look at that guy, what a fucking jabronster
by Definition lyricist genius def October 18, 2023
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