Hey, it's Hannah. Hannah Baker. That's right. Don't adjust your...whatever device you're hearing this on. It's me, live and in stereo. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get a snack. Settle in. Because I'm about to tell you the story of my life. More specifically, why my life ended. And if you're listening to this tape you're one of the reasons why. I'm not saying which tape brings you into the story. But fear not, if you received this lovely little box, your name will pop up. I promise. Anyway, the rules here are pretty simple. - There are only two. Rule number one: you listen. Number two: you pass it on. Hopefully, neither one will be easy. It's not supposed to be easy, or I would have emailed you an MP3. When you're done listening to all 13 sides, because there are 13 sides to every story rewind the tapes, put them back in the box, and pass them on to the next person. Oh and the box of tapes should have included a map. I'll be mentioning several spots around our beloved city. I can't force you to visit them, but if you'd like a little more insight, head for the stars. Or you know, just throw away the map and I'll never know or will I? You see, in case you're tempted to break the rules, understand I did make a copy of these tapes, and I left them with a trusted individual who, if this package doesn't make it through all of you, will release these copies in a very public manner. This was not a spur of the moment decision.
Hey, its Hannah. Hannah Baker. That's right. Don't adjust your..whatever device you're hearing this on. It's me, live and in stereo. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get a snack. Settle in. Because I'm about to tell you the story of my life. More specifically, why my life ended. And if you're listening to this tape you're one of the reasons why. I'm not saying which tape brings you into the story. But fear not, if you received this lovely little box, your name will pop up. I promise. Anyway, the rules here are pretty simple. There are only two. Rule number one you listen Number two you pass it on. Hopefully, neither one will be easy It's not supposed to be easy, or I would have emailed you an MP3. When you're done listening to all 13 sides, because there are 13 sides to every story rewind the tapes, put them back in the box, and pass them on to the next person. Oh and the box of tapes should have included a map. I'll be mentioning several spots around our beloved city. I can't force you to visit them, but if you'd like a little more insight, head for the stars. Or you know, just throw away the map and Ill never know or will I You see in case you're tempted to break the rules, understand I did make a copy of these tapes and I left them with a trusted individual who if this package doesnt make it through all of you will release these copies in a very public manner. This was not a spur of the moment decision.
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its called hardwork m8

its called hardwork m8
1. I started studying from 8 am to 2am
2. I practice diagrams 1000000 of times
3. I went through thousands of extra questions
4. I went through extra textbuk
5. i asks many questions (no wonder rooke blocked me till the end of sa)
Furusdud: Yo guys i got 80/80 in science

Unknowndud: BRUH! How? No chance m8. I bet you cheated

Furusdud: its called hardwork m8
1. I started studying from 8 am to 2am
2. I practice diagrams 1000000 of times
3. I went through thousands of extra questions
4. I went through extra textbuk
5. i asks many questions (no wonder rooke blocked me till the end of sa)

Unknowndud: Ah ok leaves
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Person 1: damn its 100 degrees

Person 2: I know its hot as nipples in the desert
by thatgirlroxmysox April 25, 2012
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Shit at texting back ites

Where somebody does not reply to a text message within 10 mins they are known to have Shitattextingbackites
No, I heard that he has Shit at texting back ites and do not want to catch it from him.
by Alex Xela September 22, 2010
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A phrase used by various men to win over a women and eventually get in the panties
Guy: Sarah you are so hot
Sarah: Thats all you see when you look at me?
Guy: No no, its whats on the inside that counts
Sarah: Awh you should come to my place later
Guy: *immediately granted with satisfaction*
by Captain Neck February 06, 2015
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its free real estate

A term that Brisker uses when he is playing basketball and gains total control under neath the hoop usually scoring easily on the defender in the paint.
Come on Dyllon its free real estate!
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God, its brutal out here

God, its brutal out here is a lyric from brutal that comes from the album SOUR by Olivia Rodrigo
Me: God, its brutal out here
Friend: AHH STOP REFERENCING SONGS BY OLIVIA RODRIGO AHHH
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