International Monke appreciation day

On November 27 and December 32, it is the International Monke Appreciation Day! That means everyone has to wish someone or more a Happy Monke Day.

Instagram story: I wish everyone a happy Monke day.

Reply: Monke

Wow, it is the International Monke Appreciation Day! This day is going to be lit!

by MonkeDankMemes November 27, 2021

Internal Notes

stupid shit your company makes you type because they are ass hats

Boss: Did you also enter internal notes?

Low-Level Grunt: No, I did not enter internal notes. My normal notes are super clear and easy to be understood by even the most obtuse managers.

Boss: Enter internal notes or you will fail your evaluation.

by super_thinker January 11, 2022

International Queef Day

International queef day is on January 28th.

international queef say is a day to celebrate the amazon women who queefed! show your support of international queef day by queefing

by holasoydora1 January 27, 2022

INTERNATIONAL JENNIFER SNAPS DAY

Jennifer little star is going to snap you on 9 December. It’s a very good day

It’s Jennifer little star snaps day today:) IT’S INTERNATIONAL JENNIFER SNAPS DAY

by Hellofriends December 9, 2021

International Singularity Day

February 14th. The day where the single people of the world are harshly reminded of the love and affection they don't have, whilst binging poorly made romcoms and filling themselves with chocolate in sadness.

Yup.

Jenna: OMG I LOVE Valentine's Day! Me and my bf-...

Chris: You mean "International Singularity Day?"

Jenna: Damn, you're such a downer :(

by Human_Dicktionary February 14, 2022

International send your boobs to your boyfriend day

On March 18, every girlfriend should send some boobs pics to their boyfriends. There is no excuse, is boobs day! Every bad girlfriend will not send the boobs. Take them from down, side, close, far, mirror, selfie… be creative!

Hey Mary, is International send your boobs to your boyfriend day

-oh is true babe! Here you go some

by Andrewstroyer14 March 18, 2022

Internal bleeding

Your body bleeding internally (i.e. inside of it). If it is severe enough it can lead to damage all over the body. Can be caused by internal injuries (for example, a glass shard lodged in your lung, which would also cause a collapsed lung) or pathogens in the hemorrhagic fever category (ebola, dengue and yellow fever for example) which cause your body to have clotting problems. If you think you're internally bleeding, get to the hospital ASAP.

Person: I got bitten by a mosquito... I think I may have yellow fever! I'm worried I'm internally bleeding!
Friend of Person: We'll send you to the hospital real quick! Internal bleeding is extremely dangerous!

For Urban dictionary, Internal bleeding is bleeding inside of your body.

by Hermit of the Fishers April 10, 2022