Goober

actual cum slut that you love and want in your everyday life. A real bitch but you love that about her.

"You're such a goober babe!"

by Supa.Immature October 17, 2019

Goober

The bonneville varsity baseball team especially #6

Bro your such a goober!

by Akronmommy23 March 30, 2022

Goober

a person who is terrible at a certain activity, absolute trash.

Yo tung, your an absolute goober. you cant even reach the fuckin rim on a layup!!

by eeaa24 July 23, 2019

Goobering

Super racist term for half-Asians.

Your mom is asian and your dad is white, you are a goobering

by Person881 December 12, 2023

Goobered up

When someone does something really cool, but stupid.

Zack: Did you see him do that backflip and fell?

Aaron: Yeah that was goobered up.

by Astro09 December 5, 2019

Uber Goober

A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.

Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.

by heepee May 25, 2008

Goober Scoobers

A Goober Scoober is typically centered around Someone who is seen as less than. Someone who may be foolish, naive, or just plan stupid. as per typical for scooby doo.

these 9th graders are goober scoobers ya feel. They're always doing something that makes them standout poorly.

by Sexyasawaffle March 29, 2022