eve blunden

eve blunden is the type of person that you have to hold your nose around because she smells like dead fish that have been left in a bin for 2 years.

look it’s eve blunden, we better go before we die from inhaling her fumes.

by delilah mchugh September 14, 2020

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eve blunden

a smelly bitch with a nut allergy

ew it’s eve blunden she’s so weird get away

by delilah mchugh September 14, 2020

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Adam & Eve Shit

Adam and Eve were true lovers who loved each other so damn much they couldn’t give a damn if anyone saw that they nude with each other 24/7

“Did you hear? Rebecca and Steven walked around campus in the nude today!”

“Man, that is some Adam & Eve shit”

by HeathDickens02 March 27, 2024

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Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.

Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"

by Oral Hershiser December 25, 2024

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