ethan kath

The dude from crystal castles, who also is a methhead and likes 15 year olds.

guy 1: hey have you heard of Ethan kath?!
Guy 2: *fart with reverb sound effect*

by cumfartshitter April 17, 2022

Emma, Ethan, and Ryan

A bunch of underdeveloped fags.

Emma, Ethan, and Ryan you speds get out of the strip club.

by TheirUncleAndBrother November 7, 2018

ethan

An Ethan is typically a middle school band nerd who thinks that they are better than they really are.

Wowzers that Ethan is really scaring me right now, he looks like he is about to shank me with his clarinet.

by price of rice April 18, 2017

Ethan

Is a bitch now upvote this

Ethan cheated on atleast 20 girls what a bitch

by MuffinsR.Dece December 4, 2018

ethan

is an ass

ethan is an ass

by zoda todak July 20, 2019

Dirty Ethan

A man that gets off to looking at girls who strongly resemble a chunk of spam or pig lard and repeatedly smacks his dick against a hard surface in order to nut. A Dirty Ethan normally resembles a discord server moderator and may or may not be into DDLG.

guy: hey you know that weird new kid that just started going to our school?
girl: oh yeah, I’ve spoken to him. Definitely a Dirty Ethan

by oniichanlover69 September 29, 2021

ethanol-head

A malady affecting fanatics of the Nebraska Cornhuskers causing a deliriously overwhelming state of self worth while clouding the brain into thinking a person with corn on his head looks cool rather than foolish.
First coined by Gregg P., an emailer to the brilliant LA Times, Page 2 sports columnist TJ Simers on 8/16/2007

The original quote as it appeared:
"Wearing the corn-cob hat over time creates a condition now known as 'ethanol-head' whereby the resultant fumes coagulate at the pineal gland resulting in a victim's desire to live in delusional seclusion with visions of pigskin grandeur -- to the detriment of their offspring, who's scarred DNA will forever pass down this mutant red gene......"

by Gregg P October 23, 2007