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depression desk

A computer desk so messy and filled up with food utensils that when you move your hands or feet, you can often hear the sound of cutlery/plates/glasses clinking. This clinking comes from accidental bumping of the desk or accidental touching of the items.

A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.
Dude, i can hear your depression desk through your mic.
by toble December 22, 2021
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Sad and Depressed

When you want to do something spontaneous and need an excuse to do so, yet people who are genuinely "sad and depressed" do not usually act on a whim.
Person A: I am sad and depressed. Now I shall do a lip-sync on TikTok.
Person B: ...oh really now?
by ThatOneLinguist January 29, 2019
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Shlappy Depressants

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.
Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."
by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022
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Tropical Depression

The feeling you get when finishing a vacation in the islands and realizing you have to go back to work.
As soon as the elevator doors opened and I returned to the office, I began to feel the effects of a Tropical Depression.
by Dougadoo May 21, 2014
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millie depression

Millie depression is "Millie Bobby brown" depression, means that if you can't meet Millie and being so sad about it
by Millieismybrownie January 4, 2021
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Depression episode

When u scream and have panic attacks and ur rly going through it

It’s ok I’m her snap:Jayla_lovee265. Snap if ur going through it I’m always here
Ps don’t do stupid shit

What’s wrong

I’m have a Depression episode
by Brace face December 27, 2020
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Pseudo-Depression

When someone says they’re depressed but aren’t and are just looking for depression
Yeet I have pseudo-depression
by An actual retard January 24, 2018
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