Jesus Crackers

Communion bread. Only funnier and truer. Best used in the context of satirizing Christianity and in humoring the physical appearance of the bread.

Friend: "I went to church today"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"

by the Dan Dan that Can Can April 13, 2020

Loose Cracker

A caucasian female that has multiple partners or sleeps around

That girl is such a loose cracker.

by Meagan M Smith October 28, 2009

cracker jack

A tasty treat consisting of popcorn, peanuts and a caramel candy coating. It's sold in old-school boxes (which come in a three pack) and although the primary consumers are young children, it's invariably located on the top shelf of the supermarket isle. Every box comes with a prize -- usually a little puzzle, temporary tattoo, or a valid Georgia driver's license.

Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack...

by O2L February 2, 2006

white cracker

inoffensive, yet unsettling. Racial slurs against being white just don't seem to phase anyone.

Damn, white cracker stole my wallet.

by Tony Debugliatti October 18, 2007

Pack of Crackers

A group of white friends.

What's up my Pack of Crackers!

by 80onmywrist111 January 17, 2018

Butt-Cracker

Another term for FART.

"dang! that was a loud butt-cracker!"

by Mosmom May 19, 2010

Cracker Fabulous

The state of being white yet ghetto fabulous but also still a bit racist.

Black Guy1: Why did that cracker with the Buick Rivera look at me all mean???
Black Guy2: Cuz he Cracker Fabulous yo!
Black Guy1: Say Word!
Black Guy2: Word

by Dahn Turgenson April 23, 2008