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monke

look at this monke. ooga boofga ooooga booga
by monke y April 11, 2022
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monke

a sex word for destroying some cock (adj.)
wow, she monke my dick
by coolfrogs April 15, 2022
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Monke

Noun; This is the Monke from Roblox Arsenal. It is the monke with a banana costume.
The monke smoked my bacon last round.
by CordedGaming January 25, 2022
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David monk adams

David monk Adam’s was a Australian convict in 1845

and he died 1878 from malnourishment and pneumonia.

His body was recovered in 1920 and was donated to scientific research.

His body was sold and was given to medical students.

And is now in possession of a Monash medical school graduate.

He was given to the medical student who graduated with honours in 1995

His name was mark franck
David monk Adams is fake
by David07 March 18, 2021
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monke

A term used after a handful of trading around images suggesting slavery, first starting with "Reject Modernism - Return to Tradition." Some non-racists decided that they would mock this and use "Reject Modernism - Return to Monkey." This was then used by more and more people until somebody (or a lot of people) managed to misspell it. "Return to Monke" has now been used more, but it changed further to "Reject Humanity - Return to Monke." some still use "Reject Modernism - Return to Monke" today. It has grown more wholesome in its transformation as well.
"I hate how children nowadays need so much"
"reject humanity, return to monke. (in this context there would be an image of a monkey cuddling with its children)"
by DoomyGoomy May 12, 2021
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Salty Monk

Rhyming slang for spunk (gentlemans relish) and also a drinking establishment in South West England.
Mark - 'OOhhh AAhhh that feels so good, I am so close right now, where do you want me to come?'

Emma - 'Come on big boy, just Salty Monk on my face'
by AliUK September 16, 2010
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monke

Monke is REALLY smart and hot. Cuz man who go to bed with itchy butthole will wake up with stinky finger!!
rat: Monke is really hot!
by rat taco January 4, 2022
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