Someone who claims to be or inspires to be Vegan, but regularly eats meat when it suits them. A crypto vegan often raises their veganism in conversations with work colleagues and friends, and refers to meat eaters as "killers", but will happily munch on a Big Mac on a Friday night. Can often be seen eating (non vegan) pasta for lunch, lacking the knowledge that pasta is made from egg. Frequently lobbies managers at work to host a "Vegan Christmas lunch" party, despite no other vegans working at the company.
Hey, you know Kerry from the office? I saw her in McDonald's yesterday ordering a double quarter pounder with cheese meal. I thought she was one of those vegan crusaders?
What, Kerry? Nah, she's only vegan in front of colleagues.
But why? Who's she trying to impress, literally nobody cares? She even told me off for eating a ham sandwich the other day.
I know right? She's such a crypto vegan.
What, Kerry? Nah, she's only vegan in front of colleagues.
But why? Who's she trying to impress, literally nobody cares? She even told me off for eating a ham sandwich the other day.
I know right? She's such a crypto vegan.
by Quasher April 25, 2021
Person: Hello
Vegan: ello Hegan. ow Hegan are ou Yegan oing degan oday tegan?
Person: STOP SPEAKING VEGAN LATIN. WE ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE A VEGAN.
Vegan: ello Hegan. ow Hegan are ou Yegan oing degan oday tegan?
Person: STOP SPEAKING VEGAN LATIN. WE ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE A VEGAN.
by An actual South Carolinian May 03, 2017
Beaten, abused, tortured, species-confused and identity-confused, over-processed vegetables forced to cross-dress as meat, and then trafficked to primarily woke millennials.
by Kelalaka May 17, 2022
The act of using a vegetable for anal penetration while using salad dressing for lube.
Similar to the Dirty GF, where the dressing must be gluten free (no croutons)
Similar to the Dirty GF, where the dressing must be gluten free (no croutons)
After a good PETA protest downtown, Deckle’s girlfriend Lesnie rewarded him by performing the dirty vegan
by DV2xU May 03, 2019
Wearing all black on a daily basis but not actually keeping to a strict vegan diet.
Otherwise known as Swedish/ Iranian R&B songstress, Ayelle.
Otherwise known as Swedish/ Iranian R&B songstress, Ayelle.
by Gannydeorge October 09, 2017
by Warclimb January 14, 2019
Bailing out on strenuous activity because the vegan doesn't have enough protein to sustain prolonged exercise.
He got about 3/4 of the way up the Half Dome hike before he veganed out and had to head back down. The omnivores were able to make it to the top.
by Murphthesmurph November 09, 2018