fart higher than your arse

To harbour an inflated opinion of oneself.

As in “That lad David Beckham. He farts higher than his own arse”.

by Gaz Farrell August 28, 2003

Faster Than Your Mom

Faster Than Your Mom is a term used to describe a gamer who sandbags or is new to a game. It is a term you would use when one of these actions occur.

Friend: “Where you taking the killer?”
Poison: “I’m taking the killer to shack”
*player decides to sandbag*
“HOLY SHIT DWIGHT, MOVE YOUR BITCH ASS FASTER THAN YOUR MOM”

by Poison2793 May 19, 2022

bigger than your fist

1).A chic with a huge camel-toed pussy that shows shows no matter what she's wearing.

2).A pussy with a lot of meat...bigger than your fist!

Man, that chic's pussy's bigger than your fist!!

by Harry November 1, 2004

Our eggs are fresher than your neighbors kids

A really provoking meme

Dude have you seen that meme?
“Our eggs are fresher than your neighbors kids” that’s wack

by ...eggness August 19, 2018

Slicker Than Your Average

A desirable individual, which no other living being compares to. Said to be Pav.

"Man I Swearrrr He's Slicker Than Your Average?"
"Yeah Thats Pav"
He's Slicker Than Your Average

by Harry Dhinsa January 27, 2008

my boobs are bigger than yours

A display of female dominance that proves nothing, but it does prove who has more money to spend on breast implants. After the display is complete there is a bloody battle to death, they commonly involve recently used dildos as blunt objects for a weapon.

My cat told me I was crazy so I said "well, my boobs are bigger than yours"

and since I was only 14 I didn't have any dildos clean enough to use.

by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014

Think your cool

Someone who thinks there the shit and they think there better than everyone but really there just annoying aka this girl named Ava

U just say u have friends cuz u think your cool

by Nicoleberry March 23, 2017