cow-lover

A mildly overweight hairy man with possible Chinese and Indian ancestry and a thing for morbidly obese women.

The king is a cow-lover

by Balatkari September 22, 2013

mad cowing

acting crazy, freaking out

"stop it, you're mad cowing on me. think puppies, and candy canes."

-Night at The Roxbury

by Jesusss Christ June 11, 2008

bleached cow

the opposite of a nigga cow, when a cow is poured into a bleach bath when they are born they are forever a bleached cow.

Wow! that is quite a white cow, that must be a bleached cow.

by bleached cow February 6, 2019

Schmeow Cow

A purple cow that screams when it walks into a bar

A schmeow cow walked into a bar and went "AHHHH!!!"

by Schmeow Cow August 11, 2011

Cow Stupid

(adverb) The sort of mile-long stare that a cow exhibits when out in the pasture chewing her cud or otherwise doing nothing but staring out into nothingness. Normally used as a metephore or simile.

She stood there with a blank, cow stupid stare. Nothing whatsoever was on her mind.

by cristobaldelascasas May 19, 2006

cow rider

A cow rider is a person who rides cows on their spare time

“Can u go to the cinema” “no” “y” “I’m busy””ugh ur such a cow rider”

by Cowrider38746381 September 28, 2020

rat cow

a person with a husky physique that resembles that of a cow and has facial charachteristics similar to those of chuck e cheese

Frenchie will be the greatest rat cow to walk the planet.

by name May 6, 2003