When your on call and you ask a girl if they squirt, she then goes silent and your sitting there, regretting your choice forever. Your aquaintences find out and they make fun of you for it forever, and then you skip the next few weeks because you think shes gonna come up to you and yell at you infront of everyone even though she doesnt even show up anywhere near you.
by AOA Association March 26, 2025
Get the Squirt Incidentmug. by my name thor November 14, 2022
Get the Sea Squirtmug. When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
by catfabulous January 18, 2017
Get the jerk squirt infectionmug. Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard?
by SMP.PFK April 2, 2022
Get the Bum Squirtsmug. Two pieces of bread and some pussy squirt. Preferably served on a paper plate for easily disposable shame.
by Pepsi Sandwich February 24, 2022
Get the Squirt Sandwichmug. Noun.
The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
My dear son,
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
Get the Squirt Sheetsmug. by ohsorrey February 19, 2017
Get the squirts macintoshmug.