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Reading Rainbowed

How to reading rainbow someone: Tell the person that you’re speaking with something interesting to the point where they are genuinely interested in the topic. When you reach the point where you think the person is most interested in what you have to say and asks you a question about the topic, respond by saying “Read the damn book…ba da da.” (3 note tune that is played in the actual show when a kid would give a book report and cut you off mid-story leaving you in serious suspense). Then inform them that they just got reading rainbowed. You can switch it up and when someone doesn’t believe what you’re telling them; respond by saying “But you don’t have to take my word for it, read the damn book…ba da da."
Tom: Did you know that it’s possible to slow down time when you’re traveling at the speed of light?
Mike: No way, that’s not even possible.
Tom: Yes it is, there have been a lot of studies done on it.
Mike: Wow, how did they figure that out?
Tom: Read the damn book son…ba da da.
Mike: Huh?
Tom: You just got reading rainbowed.
by 13th May 7, 2011
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Read Option

The act of a male placing a finger in a female's anus during sex. The man does this to read the female's defense of potential anal sex.
"Nick, why didn't you put it in Debbie's ass?"

"When I ran the read option on her she didn't like my finger in her butt. I had to shut it down"
by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015
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Read the Door

Its like "the door is right there, leave now" and "read the room" together. So just read the room and leave.
Person 1:"I didn't do anything to her other than say her dress looked like a Hefty's garbage bag, everyone did give me a nasty look once she left the room crying though."

Person 2:"Read the Door."

credits go to yasmine (cyladasia)
by Property_y November 5, 2020
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Man Reading

When a man looks at a piece of paper, unwilling to take the time to read it himself, then asks his significant other to tell him what it says.
Wife: Did you see the pamphlet on the table about next week’s event?
Husband: I saw it, but what does it say?
Wife: Would you stop Man Reading
by scher&air February 4, 2012
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poop read

A unit of measurement. The number of poops it takes to complete a selected reading
This is a great book. It should take you about 7 or 8 poop reads to get through it.
by shamalamadingdong988 April 11, 2014
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that reads

When someone is trying to convey a point and it makes sense to you. You do not always have to agree with them, but saying it usually implies you do.
"I think we should go to the pizza place down the street. The waiters are nice and they have a deal tonight."

"Oh that reads, let's go."
by BedlamBravado February 24, 2021
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on the reazy

1. adv. meaning "seriously"
(synonymous with the phrase "on the real")

2. Used as an interjection to express approval and to affirm a previous statement.
"Hey, but on the reazy, I gotta bounce. Peace!"

- "Those kicks are fire!"
- "On the reazy, son!"
by gogogambitflow March 19, 2010
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