Professional shitposter

A social media account which posts pictures or memes with no context or meaning

I've got 200 followers, I guess I'm a professional shitposter now, just like @nuggetofdoom who is the creator of the term professional shitposter and you should definitely follow them.

by Follow@nuggetofdoom June 29, 2019

Professional Boy

-a boy who is profess but is not yet a man

He’s a very professional boy

by Dawn2099 October 15, 2019

professional scamma

A person who commits fraud or participates in a dishonest scheme.

Professional scammas Ian and Simon can purchase anything on Saks 5th with a $250 credit.

by Ricky Marez February 20, 2020

Professor Kiki

A french term for male genitalia. Usually used when the penis is erect and hard. When it isn't it is referred to as Doctor Kiki

Example:

Cami: Wow your dick is so hard!
James: No No, its called Professor Kiki!
Cami: What?
James: Address him with respect, young lady!

A french term for male genitalia. Usually used when the penis is erect and hard. When it isn't it is referred to as Doctor Kiki

Example:

Cami: Wow your dick is so hard!
James: No No, its called Professor Kiki!
Cami: What?
James: Address him with respect, young lady!

by gkjhkuij November 28, 2020

Professional White Man

Somebody who is professional in being White.

Susie: Why is that Man torching an Orphanage?
Mommy: Don't worry, that guy is a Professional White Man...

by Viciboy January 7, 2021

professional beaver

A person that is paid to build dams. Kind of like a civil engineer but way cooler.

Person1: What do you do for a living?
Person2: I am a professional beaver!
Person1: Oh, you are extremely cool...

by KSDppappqq March 18, 2021

professional masturbator

That good good masterbating

U like cheese professional masturbator

by That good good cheese March 29, 2021