guido nipples

a man who isn't very hairy except for around his nipples. usually of italian decent!

DAMN timmy put a shirt on your guido nipples are geeking me out!

by heathaBEEE August 17, 2009

smart nipple

The nipple that sticks up / out the most.

Darcy has 2 lazy eyes and her smart nipple is on the right.

by Smart Nipple Guy January 20, 2011

inverted nipple

Nipples facing in-ward

My nipples after kinky sex with multiple guys

by Shaun Coffin April 21, 2003

Cookie Nipples

A nipple that is just bigger in diameter than those small fuckers. They're called cookie nipples because they are usually the size of a cookie.

While comparing nipple colour at my friends Halloween party, a contest which by they way, I won, I found out that my nipples were larger than those of my friends, who exclaimed: " Cookie Nipples!!"

by Jessie of the Cookie Jar March 14, 2009

ass nipple

A person who has no idea what the hell he is talking about, but claims he is an expert in the subject. He talks down to others claiming he knows all, until he gets shut down hard.

Hi tech support? I am an IT professional and my internet doesn’t work! You better fix this NOW.

OK sir, are you using a static or dynamic IP address?

I don’t know what that means; just get my internet working ASAP!

OK, sir... you are an Ass Nipple!

by Ty Lanol August 23, 2005

Monkey Nipples

A familiar kind of dance, as pointed out by Richard Burton in the film "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf" A dance in which two people dance close enough to rub nipple together.

They like the way they move. Its a familiar kind of dance, monkey nipples. they both knows it.

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009

nipple

1) That precious spot in a female breast. Most of the times it could be brown. Males like to lick and suck on them. They also are used to feed a new born baby.
2) A nipple can also be that part of a babys drinking bottle they drink the fluids out of.

1) Man dude!! She got some big ass nipples!!

2) Look at my bro. hes been sucking all the milk outta the nipple

by lreyes December 25, 2011