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To crack a joint

Commonly mistaken with the action of putting force on a bodypart where multiple bones meet, causing the "joint" to make a cracking or popping sound.

To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".
Me: Do you have evening plans?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?
by No_lies_213 July 15, 2022
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Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll
Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine
by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022
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200 joints

A chinese buffet in hattiesburg ms claiming over 200 dishs when it only has about 15.
SON!!! Let's go smash some 200 joints after we get off
by son son protege October 28, 2009
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Remix Joint

A marijuana joint made of leftover marijuana roaches.
I made a remix joint with our leftover roaches for us to smoke.
by anonymous October 27, 2020
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Joint-lag

Condition after heavy smoking of marijuana resulting from alterations of the body’s synapses after the release of the chemical dopamine giving the body a “euphoric” feeling.
Man I can’t get off this couch, must be that joint-lag from the gas we toked.
by malcolm.exe April 15, 2022
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Joint squatter

The act of holding onto a lit joint without actually hitting it or passing it, causing everyone else in the circle to sit there like starving pigeons.

Minimum time of 1 minute of dead silence and smoke loss qualifies someone as a joint-squatter.
Yo Rajesh, stop joint squatting and either puff it or pass it, bro! Fuckin Drugger is a joint squatter
by NotsoA September 6, 2025
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Joint hogging

The act of holding onto a joint way too long, puffing it multiple times, and refusing to pass it around the circle.

Minimum of 3 hits in a row or keeping it for over 1 minute qualifies an individual to be a jointhogger.
Yo Noddy pass the Joint already, you’re joint hogging again!Fuckin Drugger is a Shaolin smoker.
by NotsoA September 8, 2025
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