Heavy Hard

A soft boner that still is hanging down but yet blood is rushing to it, making it hard to the touch.
Jeff: "Bro, I was humping her ass and it gave me a Heavy Hard. I wasn't ready to stick it in yet."
Ralph: "Yeah, man that happens to me all the time. That's why I use Viagra."
by DoctorZer0 July 01, 2012
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Music Hard

When music is so good it feels like sex.
Wow, Noah Kahan's new song made me so music hard.
by A Dibb March 28, 2019
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Hard Shelling

Rick: dude Jenny is totally going around hard shelling everyone
by cvcoleman September 13, 2010
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Pebble hard

Having a severe erection, but with a micro-penis.
Damn Taylor! Yo dick is so small, you don’t get rock hard, you get pebble hard!
by Raw dawg August 28, 2018
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Coofy Hard

A Way of reminding somebody that they are stupid by reinforcing pain as a method of making it permanent
A coofy hard is when somebody says something idiotic such as
"two+two=twelve right" following a comment of such nature a slap on the top of the head would occur and the person who is distributing it would say "Coofy Hard"
The more sever the stupidity the harder the coofy hard will get

Other people can get into the proceeding coofy hard by saying "Coofy Hard" right after
The more people that say it the more Coofy hard one will receive

So think about what you say before you say it. Cause you just might get incredible amounts of coofy hard
"Two plus two equals twelve right?"
"Nope, Coofy hard"

"What's a dolphin, isn't that some type of bird"
"COOFY HARD"
*Slaps on top of head*
by The Light Potato March 04, 2012
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Hard Plans

A plan in (involves a handshake) which you and your friends take on a journey together and promise to abide by the terms and conditions of hard planning. "Hard Plans" will stick with you forever and ever, through thick and thin, through life and death and will stay with you till the day you die.

The only way to reverse "Hard Plans" is to say the phrase "Snalp Drah" and complete the reverse handshake.
Person 1: let's get our ears pierced!
Person 2: hell yeah! (starts to walk away)
Person 1: wait no let's make... hard plans

*does handshake*
by Keira&rubes June 06, 2018
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