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Kristen Hancher

A girl from Canada who started her social media career on Musical.ly now called TikTok. She is a complete slut and dresses like a hoe. She also suffers from alopecia.
Ja'maya- Hey, is that girl over there at the Starbucks wearing only a bra and underwear Kristen Hancher?
Keisha- Yep. It's easy to recognize that hoe from a mile away. Also she's wearing a pink wig. She's clearly suffering from massive hair loss.
Ja'maya- Yeah. I hope her alopecia gets cured!! Her multicolor weaves hurt my eyes. She blinded my brother through his phone screen.
Keisha- Shiiii for real???
by pramelajadgar234 November 23, 2020
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Digitally Handicapped

Someone who is unable to handle the modern digital world. A digitally handicapped person choses to live in an analog world and has trouble keeping up with the modern digital world.

A digitally handicapped person can't operate anything digital and have trouble understanding the basic concepts of the digital world like websites and apps.

Digitally handicapped people might try to go digital at some point but are most prone to phishing or social engineering attacks. Boomers who have recently created a Facebook account may or may not be in in this category.

This does not include people who understand the digital world and then choose to be offline for privacy reasons to limit digital footprints.
Person 1: Hey, checkout this app I made for making appointments with doctors online. Isn't it cool?
Person 2: What's an app?
Person 3 to Person 1: Show me, don't worry about him, person 1 is digitally handicapped.
by GShacklebolt January 15, 2021
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say handcuffs backwards

send this in a discord server with censor bot to troll everyone
me: say handcuffs backwards

user: sffucdnah

Censor Bot: @user you are not allowed to say that!

user gets muted for swearing

me HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by Hehe I cheated March 17, 2021
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metrically handicapped

1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").

This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.
When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.
by Preguiça não tem fim April 1, 2021
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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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to hancock

The act of filming a cheating spouse having some kind of intimacy with his/her/it lover.
"You were hanckoded last night with that video on facebook!"
"I saw someone hancocking you on that balcony..."
"I'm trying to hancock Johny over there. Her wife Brenda won't like it..."
by MaiaMan June 28, 2021
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Jz’hani

jzhani is the prettiest, funniest person. always the life of the party and has an amazing fashion sense. literally so gorgeous and kind its unreal.
Bro have you seen Jz’hani today? They look so beautiful and nice today!
by peachymads November 23, 2021
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