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goober schloober

Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!

It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained
Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now
by Gary_mint_p-_- February 10, 2024
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Silly little goober

Adorable little cherub that everyone needs in their life as a source of serotonin (aka Cabby from III)
A: “Do you watch III?”

B: “Yess!! Cabby is such a silly little goober :3”
by glxtch_luvs_cabby February 11, 2024
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Silly little goober

1. Adorable little cherub everyone needs as a source of serotonin in life

2. Cabby from inanimate insanity
1.

A: “This is a picture of my baby”
B: “Awww!! He’s such a silly little goober!”

2.

A: “Do you watch inanimate insanity?”
B: “Of course I do! Cabby is just a silly little goober!”
by glxtch_luvs_cabby February 11, 2024
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Goober

1. Someone who foolishly waits around for a person of interest who “isn’t ready/isn’t looking for a relationship.”
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.
1. “John keeps hanging out with that girl hoping one day she will want to be with him. What a Goober”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”
by anonymous February 20, 2024
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Goober

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by Sojdndnnff February 27, 2024
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Goober x Law

Omg you stop are acting so goober x law rn..
by bootyconsumer777 March 13, 2024
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Goober

A woman who like to manipulate and hurt men to inflate her ego
Man this ho a goober. If you like her you might get a bunch of hurt feelings.
by Reno0602 March 19, 2024
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