Flower Pattern Girl

A species of girl emanating from very christian families. Field observations show they always wear long church dresses that are often homemade and are always with a flower pattern.

These girls are very religious, often quirky, sometimes downright insane. For generations science has not known if they fit in the genus of "girl", but after research the "flower pattern" has been defined as their own species..

The flower patterns are usually very sheltered and have 5-25 siblings. Sightings in the wild are rare, though some have been reported at county fairs. A large concentration can be found at Bob Jones University.
Dude#1: Hey should I ask out that girl over there?

Dude#2: Nah man, she's a flower pattern girl, holding hands is like third base for them.
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shit in your flowers

to cause grief or ruin a person's day.
Sorry to shit in your flowers, but I need you do this.
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me ould flower

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flower fuck-dust

The horrible result of flower sex better known as "pollen."
"Shit, my system is cluttered with flower fuck-dust. Now I'm going to get hay fever and possibly die."
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Flower picking

The act of picking crusted shit out of ones asshole then smelling it.
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Brandon Flowers

A bitch ass that went from Brandon be ballin to Brandon be benchin. He’ll do anything in his power to annoy the shit outta you when he see you doin good. He can’t play basketball for shit. He a bitch ass. He also look like a light skin penny wise🤡
Wow he so ugly he look like a Brandon Flowers 🤷🏽 ♀️
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