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Disney Channel

Disney Channel is one o he bye inventions ever, I feel like it Wass literally made for people like me. Full of dramedies, coming of age and sitcoms it's everything I like in a nutshell. If you've seen Full or Fuller House, you might enjoy The Suite life on Deck or The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. If you enjoy modern musicals the Disney Channel Musicals Collection on Disney+ is the place for you. Disney Channel was a great invention that I honestly wish was still on TV today. It might be, idk but I can't find it.
Me: I honestly wish Disney Channel was still around.
Friend: it is!
Me: I meant on normal satellite TV.
Friend: oh.
Me: It's everything I've ever wanted.
Friend: That sounds like you
Me: it does doesn't it?
by Life'sComplicatedAndSimple September 2, 2022
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Disney

Disney is the literal Parental Dictatorship I've been talking about.
Disney "Hey, bud. Whatcha got there?"

Iam "Um... This? Well... This is Star wars... It's got, like, space wizards and robots and intergalactic politics and stuff... And this is Marvel it's got, like, an alcoholic arms dealer with sub-clinical depression and ptsd who murders a bunch of people... AND aliens... And like, a couple of assassins who murder a bunch of people... And a rage monster that murders a bunch of people... And- Well, you get the picture."

Disney "Oh, cool man! Real cool! Give it here. Give it here. I'm gonna give it to my kids. And my wife."

Iam "What- No it's not really for them. It's for, like, men age 16-34 so... It's not even for them."

Disney "What? Nah! They'll love it. Yeah, give it here."

Hym "Yeah, no, I'll kill your kids. I'll kill them with your decapitated head. I'll kill you both and then I'll breed your wife and make NEW kids and then I STILL WON'T GIVE IT TO THEM BECAUSE IT ISN'T FOR THEM! And EVEN THAT would STILL BE LESS BRUTAL... Than the MOST BRUTAL THING... That has ever happened... IN THE THING... You're trying to steal."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
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Disney channel teen

I made you this big breakfast and you only ate a slice of toast, you’re just like a Disney channel teen
by Duckburger January 31, 2022
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The Disney treatment

Whenever movie critics rate a movie, they give extra points to it for being a Disney movie.
The Last Jedi received the Disney treatment, this giving it a 92% on rotten tomatoes.
by TornadoGordo December 24, 2017
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disney boy

A boy that looks like he could be a 2000’s Disney star which is why you talk to him.
omg Vanessa chad is such a Disney boy that’s probably why so many girls stare at him
by Eriss Sani’ August 15, 2023
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Disney Nazi

A grown adult in the West who condones collective punishment, ethnic cleansing, and even genocide as long as their daily routines and upcoming Disney vacation are not interrupted.
Many Disney Nazis are cheering on the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians in Gaza because they want America to build a themepark there.
by burnitdown85 November 8, 2023
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Disney Faggot Week

The biggest concentration of HIV cases on the East Coast.
San Francisco corners the West Coast HIV market. Every year the Disney Faggot Week becomes the East Coast top HIV spot. The most popular ride is the Rock Hudson HIV Space Mountain ride. It goes backwards.
by queensburykid August 14, 2023
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