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Depression day

This day is for anyone who is lonely and knows that they won't fall in love

February 14 🧡
by Jesus 😉 February 14, 2020
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depression desk

A computer desk so messy and filled up with food utensils that when you move your hands or feet, you can often hear the sound of cutlery/plates/glasses clinking. This clinking comes from accidental bumping of the desk or accidental touching of the items.

A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.
Dude, i can hear your depression desk through your mic.
by toble December 22, 2021
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Sad and Depressed

When you want to do something spontaneous and need an excuse to do so, yet people who are genuinely "sad and depressed" do not usually act on a whim.
Person A: I am sad and depressed. Now I shall do a lip-sync on TikTok.
Person B: ...oh really now?
by ThatOneLinguist January 29, 2019
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wolfstar depression

type of depression that involves crying and being sad because of wolfstar.
"I can't stop crying, they're not even canon! *cries hard* I'm so sad, why do I feel like this?"

"I think you have wolfstar depression"
by remuslupinkinnie December 30, 2021
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Shlappy Depressants

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.
Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."
by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022
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millie depression

Millie depression is "Millie Bobby brown" depression, means that if you can't meet Millie and being so sad about it
by Millieismybrownie January 4, 2021
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Smiling Depression

A form of depression but hiding your true depressive emotions to seem more happy in front of other people. Except you're not happy.
Person 1: "He's always so happy!"
His thoughts: "I wish people understood me. I'm not happy, this is just a cover up for my real emotions. I have smiling depression."
by Cram Salesman October 22, 2020
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