Decking

Basically the opposite of docking
To deck you need 3 men, 2 of the 3 men will prolapse their assholes and the third man will wrap ones prolapsed ass over the other one.

Bro me jack and Carl did decking the other day, it hurt like shit but it was worth it

by The ultimate businessman October 15, 2024

Fetch the deck

Rubbing the balls during a sexual act.

Baby please fetch the deck while sacking my dick

by Fetch the Deck September 3, 2016

Third Deck Challenge

The act of jumping from the third story of your barracks in hopes of ending it all or fucking your body up with regards to the bullshit you just experienced. There is a likelihood that you will be on suicide watch for a fat ass minute and won’t do anything cool.

PFC: “Fuck man, my orders say I’m being sent to Cherry Point.”
LCPL: “Get fucked. Im heading straight to Oki, nerd.
PFC: “Swear to god I’m gonna Third Deck Challenge myself not even kidding”

by PFCKimchi February 17, 2022

Deck

To fall, trip or almost hurt yourself.

*trips over object; falls to ground*
Bruh, you just decked it!

by ZekeTheSinger October 17, 2015

Big Deck Energy

Having the skills to make big, bold, and compelling Power Point presentations.

Kevin's got that 'BDE'... Big Deck Energy, so the execs love him...

by -=v00d00=- March 19, 2024

Deck

Another way of using the term "dyke", a derogatory term for a masculine lesbian.

I saw a deck out here not too long ago.

by jkisdi June 22, 2016

Deck of many things

1. A deck of enchanted cards from the roleplaying game Dungeons and Dragons. Most decks (75%) contain 13 cards, but a full deck consists of 22. The deck contains bad cards (Skull, The Void, Talons) as well as good cards (Gem, Vizier, Fates). Also known as: Campaign breaker
2. The way D&D players sate their gambling addiction.

DM: Okay, in the room you see-
Player: I draw two cards from my deck of many things
DM: Ffs, Keith!

by F-ingNat1 March 30, 2023