Bryan

A white mf with a cock that wraps around his leg

Bryans cock is huge

by anonymous June 19, 2023

Bryan

Bryan makes everything fun, even when things are sad. Even when he’s being a total dick, he’ll always be there for you.

Person- Wow there’s Bryan!
Person 2-Yeah, he’s so amazing, we love Bryan.

by Zahtiweidaz March 27, 2023

Bryan

A Bryan would probably hate crime you if given the chance. He has no sense of humor and thinks he’s funny, but it’s the complete opposite. Bryan’s need to stop spiking their hair up, it looks dumb.

That guy is such a Bryan! I think that Bryan is moving later this month!!

by luckystar1011 July 13, 2024

Alfonso and bryan

two faggots who shouldn't be able to breathe and walk the fuckign earth. they love licking each other head to toe and love being allerigc to some pussy

alfonso and bryan some fucking BUMS

by egrfhjsdgfhjasjkd April 5, 2025

Jonah Bryan

When you put your big fat belly on her back and own a Linksys 💔💔💔

I did a Jonah Bryan on dat hoe

by Vietol May 15, 2025

Bryan

A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him at fun-sized. Highly intelligent, weirdly wise, and always two steps ahead—usually in an argument he started. Thinks deeply, feels strongly, and yells occasionally… like a philosophical Napoleon with a Wi-Fi connection.

Despite his height, Bryan walks into every room like he’s ducking under a doorway—compensating hard but making it work. He’ll give you life advice while standing on a step stool, and you’ll still somehow take it seriously.

“Bryan just told me the meaning of life and then rage-quit over a group text. Classic Bryan.”

by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025

Bryan

A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him closer to the Earth—probably for spiritual grounding. Highly intelligent, suspiciously wise, and always one emotional spark away from launching into a passionate TED Talk no one asked for. Basically, a modern-day Napoleon who’s into chakras.

Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.

“Bryan walked in, said the energy was off, dropped a quote from Lao Tzu, and left. Didn’t even grab his coffee. Classic Bryan.”

by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025