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Brandon

Brandon is a masculine guy who most often identifies as gay. He is a thrill seeker and loves making spontaneous decisions. Most if not all Brandon's are extremely handsome and will attract many males and females.
Damn, I wish I was a Brandon so I could get all the guys and girls.
by theraldicktionary August 7, 2018
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Brandon

yo brandon beat it
by BobtheTatMate October 12, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is a total creepy douchebag, he's always going to be a dickhead and deserves a "fuck you" every now and then.
That guy is such a fucking Brandon, I'd fuck him up if he still lived here.
by LordGanggyisdaddy February 6, 2019
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Brandon

He's a fucking cunt, dickhead, and an asshole all in one. Probably fat and does some weird ass facial expressions along with the immense amount of cringe that comes along with him. Only come backs are "with your mom last night"
John: Yo Brandoni wtf are you doing ?
Brandon: Your mom
John: you fucking cunt
by Thatonedickhead April 24, 2017
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Brandon

a person who tends to take forever on replying to a friend. He is very ugly and loves to game.
Eww look at that Brandon kid ! #Lagger #Ugly #gamer
by A boy that lags May 17, 2016
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Brandon

Brandon, they can be a real trouble maker but can somehow sometimes get out of it they can have big mood swings at times as well. They think they’re better than everyone else and have a short temper although never is anyone actually threatened by him.
Is that a Brandon?
And here comes Brandon.
by Nbd February 6, 2020
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Brandon

3 words, RICH WHITE BOY

he is probably in a Jewish sex cult

But tries to hide it.

But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person
Omg, Brandon is soo funny
by sexy mommy June 4, 2019
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