Auntist

One who insults Youraunt, be it a racist, sexist, or plain insulting remark, any who insults Youraunt is an auntist.

Person 1: "Wow, you're a massive pussy."
Youraunt: "You're a damn auntist! I'm reporting you for auntism, prepare to be banned from life itself."
*Person 1 was banned | auntism*

Auntist by Bakorra December 1, 2020

Auntie Iya 

Auntie Iya is an entity of unknown origin and hidden godly prowess that appears to take on the form of a large, saggy, overweight middle-aged woman who wears an oversized blue blouse and dark blue pants . Most of the time, she has a dull expression plastered on her face, but despite such lack of expressions, her extremely sexual nature drives her; whenever she gets excited she starts to produce these low frequency moans "hmmmm" and starts being a big creepy pervert. Despite having both sex organs, most of what she thinks of is just being able to place her futanari penis inside someone, or somewhere, at almost any given moment. She is incredibly unhygienic and has extreme body odor, as she has no regard for anything else but her ungodly desires and will do ANYTHING to achieve them. EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS WRONG, SHE IS THE EMBODIMENT OF EVERYTHING WRONG IN THIS WORLD

Yassicussy: (In a phone call) SHELL, OUR NEIGHBORHOOD`S UNDER QUARANTINE BECAUSE THEY SPOTTED THAT MONSTER AUNTIE IYA
Shellena: Omg...That is is extremely horrifying...I pray for all of us here.... I hope she-
Auntie Iya: Hope she does what, Shelley? hmhmhmhmhm~
Shellena: OMGGGG!!!!!!! AAAA- *phone call ends*

Auntie Iya by Silly Nilly Goose May 19, 2022

Auntie Doris 

Knock Knock. Who's there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris, who's been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris, who takes on the form of a man!
Uncle Herb enetered the room carrying a purple robe.
Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill.
Auntie Doris WHO?!

AUNTIE DORIS, THE EVIL WITCH WHO TOOK YOUR SOUL!
AUNTIE DORIS, WHO'S BEEN DEAD FOR 600 YEARS!

Auntie Doris by Auntie Doris March 23, 2023

ur auntie a panty 

A word so dangerous it was banned by the government. Every time this insult is used a galaxy explodes.

Person 1: “ur mum gay”
Person 2: “ur sister a mister”
Person 1: “ur granny a tranny”
Person 2: “I never thought I’d have to use this...”
Person 1: “Ha ha fool, nothing can beat ur granny a tranny”
Person 2: “Ur auntie a panty”

*Person 1 gets swallowed into the 8’th dimension as the whole multiverse implodes into a black hole*

ur auntie a panty by OmeletteBoy May 11, 2018

Pulling an Auntie K 

Saying you're not hungry then ordering a double Baconator at Wendy's

"I probably won't order anything. (Two minutes later at drive up) I'll take a double baconator." Dude...you are pulling an Auntie K

Pulling an Auntie K by FP66 April 24, 2020

Pasher Bashar Aunty 

A selfless person (Above gender. Male/Female/Trans) who cares everything about others, about what they eat or what they shit!
They are hurt by the agony of others. They are one of the most important elements of the society because they mostly try to hold the community by transitioning information without being paid.

Pasher bashar aunty told Neela apa, “Bhaabi, apnar meyeke dekhlam mall e kar shathe jeno ghurtese.” (Mainly, warning a mother about the risk of her daughter getting spoiled by polluted air in Dhaka city)

Pasher Bashar Aunty by Bengalicoolboy February 18, 2021

Goofy ahh uncle/auntie 

A joke in tiktok and youtube, where a bunch of Goofy Ahh Sounds are played, and a monotone voice will say "my goofy ahh auntie/uncle did/said this (goofy ahh sound effect)..."

Usually these jokes are sexual, will make jokes about kidnap or rape/molest.

My Goofy ahh uncle/auntie tried to play with my penis (goofy ahh sound), my mom saw (goofy ahh sound) and hit him with a pan (goofy ahh sound).

Goofy ahh uncle/auntie by Goofy ahh gayman April 18, 2022